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It's Not Catching You Know, Being Single!
The funny thing about being single and in your thirties is that sometimes the smug married types around us think that being single is catching!Oh yea, single, again! Well actually I ditched Sexy Older...
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It's Only Three Words. How Hard Can It Be?
Like seriously, its three words. Three tiny little words. How hard can it be? Quite possibly the hardest three words in the entire world to say. That’s what they are!I've jumped the gun so let me...
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One Year On From Heart Broke
Secret Diaries of a Wannabe Yummy Mammy: Heart BrokeAnybody remember this from a year ago? Bet you can hardly believe it's been a year since I had to write the most awful posts. And I still can't...
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Damn Wedding Season Again
You know the one thing I hate about the summer and being single? God damn wedding season. When you have to sit there, fake smiling and pretending that you are sooooooooo happy for the lovely couple,...
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Dilemmas; Moral, Ethical and God Damn Karma
If you are reading me for the first time then you might want to read a few other posts before you read this one. Or just don't judge me. OK? Good. And if you are a regular, then again, don't judge....
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I've Been Hanging By The Telephone
I might as well just come straight out with it and admit it. I’ve messed up. BIG TIME! And now I’m paying the price for it.The Foreign One progressed, quite significantly. Much to my better judgement I...
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You Don't Bring Me Flowers!
But Interflora do!So, what delights have I been up to now then hey?Last week I received a massive bunch of absolutely gorgeous flowers in work. Scandal! The gossip grapevine went into overdrive to say...
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Definitely Allergic to Bullshit
Well the shit finally hit the fan. It would appear I was right about the gossip grapevine, although I didn’t quite expect it to work as quick as this.To cut a long story short The Foreign One’s...
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Sometimes, You Just Can't Find The Words
I know it’s been a while, well ok, a really long time, but as much as I’ve wanted to sit down and tell you all what’s been going on, I just haven’t been able to find the words. Things have been hectic,...
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Distractions; In Which I Go Comping (and that's not a typo)
After last weeks posts I decided that the best way to keep a bad boy at bay is to find a distraction. It won’t particularly keep The Foreign One away but at least it will stop me from thinking about...
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Go Get Me A Super Injunction!
With all this talk of Super Injunctions all over the Internet I almost feel that I need one. Actually, in fairness, I maybe should warn a few people that they might need one. After all, I do share...
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Move Over Lord Sugar!
Well hello my darlings. It's me, Yummy Mammy! Bet you thought I'd just vanished or disconnected my internet connection. Well no,I'm breaking the Silent Sunday thing to have a little update.So how are...
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Keep Calm and Kick Ass
So you know, I thought I'd just breeze in with a bit of an update. My regular readers will now laugh! They know full well that I rarely just breeze in with minor updates, it's usually a full on...
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Moment Of Truth
Just when you think matters couldn't take any more twists and turns, BAHM!!! A load more skeletons come flying out the closet. Yes, you guessed it, The Foreign One just stooped to yet another level of...
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A Little Something For You To Watch While I Write
As well as being one of my favourite songs EVER, it sums up a lot of my life. And it's also greatly camp and enough to cheer anyone up. Including me! Now, I shall get on with writing my blog post that...
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Wrong Turns Are Very Easy To Take With No Road Map
So I just sort of left you waiting for a little while there for an update. Sorry, I've no excuses, no big profound reason, no wise words to sum it up. I was just being a bit of a chicken shit really....
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Update No.1 - The Foreign One - Person No.1
I thought I'd best start with the person I've mention a lot in the past couple of years. The Foreign One. I'll cut to the chase, I didn't door step the girlfriend (me being chicken shit), he said he...
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Lets Hear It For The Girls
I do like a good bit of TV. Although sometimes I watch just a teeny weeny bit too much. And I'm not limited in my tastes either. Everything from Dr Who to Downtown all through the soap and then just...
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Update 2 - Not So BFF - Person No 2
Sorry! I sort of got side tracked with what will be update number 3/person number 3 and it's taken on a whole new life of its own. Actually it's very much changed the update I was going to give. Oh and...
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The Mistress's Revenge - Tamar Cohen
Update number 3 isn't coming along too well (it's proving very difficult to write) so I'm distracting myself by telling you about a fab book I read a few months ago. Plus, it's kind of appropriate...
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Update 3 - Family - Person No 3
I won't lie, this has been a tough one to write. I've deleted it about 5 times already, things have changed whilst I've been trying to write it and I had a little battle with my conscience as to...
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I Want To Be A Super Bitch!
I know, harsh title. But you know what? I really, really, wish I was a super bitch, like in real life, as in for real! I bitch, I whinge, I moan, to you! I have a handful of real world friends that I...
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Manipulative Negotiators and How to Recognise Them - One Readers Advice
So after my last post one reader sent me over some advice in the shape of an article they had written. I'm sharing it with you all below so you can all have a read and see what you think;Manipulative...
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A Gift For Any Occasion
What do you get your Mum for Mothers Day when there's nothing she wants, you can't think if anything and really, you're just giving yourself a bit of brain strain trying to think?Check out this belting...
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The Story So Far
So some of you are new here and some of you have been here a while and some of you have been here forever so know the story inside out. But for those of you that don't know the ins and outs and who's...
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